Current Mood: Devious

Oh you’re back again? Hi there, I hope nobody is looking over your shoulder because the dirty little secret I am going to share with you today is one that you don’t want anyone that doesn’t know what a dirty boy or dirty girl you are to be reading.

Guess what. I’m a cum connoisseur. You see I don’t just like cum, I crave it. I’ve told most of my friends that one day I am going to pour extensive money into research that proves that cum is beneficial to your health and that a girl that swallows on average one to two cum loads a day will find herself much healthier… pardon my tangent, back to what I was talking about. I’m a cum connoisseur. To me drinking cum is link drinking a fine wine. I don’t just want to guzzle it down the back of my throat; I want to savor the experience. I wasn’t to taste it, swirl it around in my mouth, try to separate the distinct flavors, try and figure out what you had for breakfast, I want to enjoy it.

There’s nothing wrong with that right? Well only if you’re a close minded person and if you are, you really should not be in this dirty little place of mine reading my erotic little thoughts.

Tonight I turned a boy into a puppy. I had him on his knees, whining, whimpering, panting and begging for my attention. I had him wiggling his as back and forth like a puppy shaking its tail…. He loved it, especially the part where he got to scurry across my living room fetching a big rubber dildoh that had just been in my pussy. I think he liked the part where the puppy gets to lap and lick my hot little pussy too. When we were done and I let him cum in a bowl and lap up his own cum in an effort to teach him to appreciate the fine taste of cum as I do, he thanked me; he thanked me for guiding him through my dark and erotic little tunnel and promised that he would follow me anywhere. That’s what I love about little puppy boys, always so fiercely loyal. Of course anyone that knows me knows that I like to play on both sides of the fence and never like having to stay in my own yard, so I’ve offered to be his puppy girl next time and you know what, I bet this little puppy girl can teach that old dog a few new tricks!