Current Mood: Embarassed

Welcome back. You can’t help yourself can you? You just had to come here and see what new confession this dirty girl is making today. Alright well, make sure nobody is around because this is pretty naughty. I know I’m going to have to stop and masturbate several times during this confession. I can not help it. So here is my dirty phone sex girl confession for today. I started masturbating when I was about six. I was so young I probably did not even know what I was really doing or that it was in any way dirty or naughty or sexual. Hell I probably didn’t even know what sex was. I just knew that I had figured out if I touched myself in just the right way my body would tingle and good things would happen to me.

That isn’t the worst of it though. I didn’t masturbate like most girls do, I didn’t stick my fingers in my pussy and finger myself, I didn’t even rub my clit with my fingers. How I figured it out is beyond me, but I started masturbating with stuffed animals. I can’t tell you the name of the stuffed animals I masturbated with, even though it would be very naughty, because quite franking I don’t want someone doing a Google search on the brand name some day and coming here on accident, even if it is pretty cool that I’m a dirty girl and a kinky little slut and (big deep breath) a plushy.

I can’t tell you how long I fought that label for. Every time I would play some sex game where people got to ask me questions somehow it would come up that I masturbated with stuff animals as a young girl. Worse yet, I taught my friends how to do it! Like I said I had no idea then that it was something dirty, naughty or kinky. I just knew it made me feel good. My friend would constantly tease me! Jasmine you’re a plushy! Of course I always denied it and tried to pretend it was not so. I’m not a plushy anymore. I don’t masturbate with plush toys anymore, I might still think about it, and yes I still have a teddy bear collection, but I don’t actually do it anymore, not in a long time anyways, and I won’t, well maybe except tonight to see if I can still make it work. Okay okay fine I’m a plushy! I confess! I’m a dirty girl, a dirty slut, a dirty phone sex whore and yes, the Dirtiest Girl in the World is a plushy.

I know I know you are wondering how exactly one goes about masturbating with a stuffed animal. I can’t tell you where exactly I got the idea for it; I can tell you how I did it though. Most stuffed animals, especially teddy bears have hard little button noses. Usually if it’s a teddy bear they have a snout type thing and the little hard button nose is right in the middle. So what did your dirty girl do? Well I put the stuffed animal on my bed, straddle its little face and put the hard button nose against my clit and then wiggle my hips and grind my little clit against the button nose until my body tingled and I started breathing hard and I got that special feeling I was looking for. Now that sure puts a whole new angle on face sitting does it not?

So there it is. Your favorite dirty girl has made yet another confession, now I am sure I’ll get all sorts of phonesex calls about plushy fantasies. That’s alright though I suppose the more of my dirty side I share with you the more comfortable you are sharing your dirty side with me. So what is your confession for tonight? You know you want to confess something here at the dirty girl confessional. Don’t worry nobody here is going to tell anyone.