Dirty Phone Sex Girls – Shyann - Dial 1-888-60-DIRTY Now!!

I know I can’t sing, but everyone applauds at karaoke when I sing I Touch Myself.  Why do you think that is?  Do I make it sound like cheap phone sex or something?

I do tend to wiggle a lot and get pretty suggestive on stage dude, and then there’s that whole deep throating the microphone thing, which for a young phone sex girl like me can be pretty hot.

Is it the air humping?  I’m sending out a signal that humping would be good right about then, when I do it.  Maybe I’m being too subtle when I do that.

And then I look at the crowd and realize that it’s full of guys I’ve fucked (either for real or in barely legal phone sex) and go DUH THAT’S WHY  LOLOLOLOL

Just Dial 1-888-60-DIRTY and ask for Shyann as your Dirty Phone Sex Girl