I know I can’t sing, but everyone applauds at karaoke when I sing I Touch Myself. Why do you think that is? Do I make it sound like cheap phone sex or something?
I do tend to wiggle a lot and get pretty suggestive on stage dude, and then there’s that whole deep throating the microphone thing, which for a young phone sex girl like me can be pretty hot.
Is it the air humping? I’m sending out a signal that humping would be good right about then, when I do it. Maybe I’m being too subtle when I do that.
And then I look at the crowd and realize that it’s full of guys I’ve fucked (either for real or in barely legal phone sex) and go DUH THAT’S WHY LOLOLOLOL
Just Dial 1-888-60-DIRTY and ask for Shyann as your Dirty Phone Sex Girl

