Total freakshow today. I’m on the subway and walk by two, TWO guys jacking off. Different cars, but maybe I should’ve introduced them to each other. I didn’t want to say anything, since my young voice phone sex skills might overly excite them and get jizz in the hair of the woman in front of them. Instead, I just kept walking till I found the non-masturbation car.
Yes, I do barely legal phone sex, and yes, it’s a total sausage wankfest, but it’s not like I want to SEE dirty old men do it in person. When you’re doing fetish phone sex with me, I can imagine you look FUCKING GORGEOUS and if I do my job right, I’ll get a little turned on too! Everybody wins. But if any of you fuckers tell me you were on the subway today, then I’m totally hanging up.
Just Dial 1-888-60-DIRTY and ask for Crystal as your Dirty Phone Sex Girl
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